Help! I've fallen and I can't stop shooting at the people who came to get me up! GunFAIL CLXXXVII

The beat goes on. During the GunFAIL week beginning March 27th, 21 people accidentally shot themselves, seven people were accidentally shot to death, and five kids were accidentally shot. And that’s a relatively light week. After all, only three people accidentally shot family members, and we only had one each of our other familiar GunFAIL types—that is one cop GunFAIL, one military GunFAIL, one gun accidentally fired while cleaning it, one hunting accident, and one person miraculously shot by a gun that everyone was pretty sure “wasn’t loaded.” Amazing how that happens....
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