Satire: Chuck Schumer: 'You Try Negotiating With the Greatest Dealmaker of All Time' -- FORTUNE

Hi folks, Chuck Schumer (Senate minority leader) here. A lot of you are upset with me for giving in and reopening the government. You're saying I caved and handed President Donald Trump a victory without fighting for DACA, or any principle at all. Well let me tell you, that is wrong. I mean, have you ever tried negotiating with Donald Trump? He's the greatest dealmaker of all time. ....
http://fortune.com/2018/01/23/satire-chuck-schumer-you-try-negotiating-with-the-greatest-dealmaker-of-all-time/