Republicans Blindsided That People Who Vote Believe in Democracy | The New Yorker satire

"In the run-up to Election Day, we believed that our message about ignoring the will of the people would strongly appeal to people," Harland Dorrinson, a prominent G.O.P. strategist, said. "What we found instead was that people who participated in democracy were inclined to favor democracy. It's a humbling reminder of just how unpredictable politics can be."

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