- You're a Christian? Did you not get enough love from your father so you went looking for another one?
- Why do you hate science so much?
- God tells you what to do? Then how do you create your own purpose in life?
- What would Neil deGrasse Tyson do?
- You're burning a Richard Dawkins book?! That's... fine. I got another copy at home.
- Tide goes in, tide goes out. And we know exactly how that happens.
- Of course walking on water isn't a miracle. Just wait till December.
- Christopher Hitchens died for your ignorance.
- Dark Matter works in mysterious ways.
- Being Agnostic is a choice. And I don't approve of that lifestyle.
- They should really teach the basics of Islam in Sunday School. I mean, you gotta teach the controversy.
- I wouldn't get too close to those atheists across the street. They don't believe in God the wrong way.
- At the end of a lecture, we all drink this wine together. It's not symbolic and it's not the blood of anybody. It's just really damn good wine.
- He is risen. Because that's what helium does.
- I heard she's dating a Lutheran. She must not be a true Atheist.
- I just found a parking spot. Thank you, city planners!
- I'm so proud of my little girl. She's dating a Satanist from a really good family.
Thanks to everyone who made suggestions for this list.
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